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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - FireDawg85 - 01-15-2011 05:06 PM
(01-15-2011 05:04 PM)AtlantaFalconPokerPro Wrote: This isn't really a joke, but a funny saying when I'm having a rough day.
My luck is so bad, that it could be raining pussy outside, and I'd be the only mother fucker in the world to get hit in the face with a dick.
HAHAHAHA Thats some funny shit right there. Gonna have to use it
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - AtlantaFalconPokerPro - 01-15-2011 05:08 PM
(01-15-2011 04:46 PM)FireDawg85 Wrote: Saw this on Tosh.0 and it made me laugh...
I'd bet a 100 dollar bill that dude is a virgin.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - AtlantaFalconPokerPro - 01-15-2011 05:13 PM
(01-15-2011 05:06 PM)FireDawg85 Wrote: HAHAHAHA Thats some funny shit right there. Gonna have to use it
Yeah, it's one of my favorites. I heard it from a mechanic. He was in the process of telling me about his 16 year old daughter that was pregnant, that he thought his wife was cheating on him with his friend, and his house was about to get foreclosed on. In the process of explaining how shitty his life was he slammed his thumb in-between a wrench and my brakes and said......
I couldn't help but feel sorry for the dude. Since then, anytime I'm having a shitty day I think back to that dude and tell myself that it isn't all that bad.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - USAF HART - 01-15-2011 05:13 PM
So apparently, Disney is making another Pirates of The Carribean movie. They are going above and beyond with the next installment. The previous versions have been rated PG-13, but the new one is going to be rated AAARRRRRRRRR.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - Anomaly - 01-15-2011 05:16 PM
(01-15-2011 05:04 PM)AtlantaFalconPokerPro Wrote: This isn't really a joke, but a funny saying when I'm having a rough day.
My luck is so bad, that it could be raining pussy outside, and I'd be the only mother fucker in the world to get hit in the face with a dick.
LMAO
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - kibitzer - 01-15-2011 05:18 PM
"I was out running errands, and ran into my ex-wife the other day.....
Then I backed up and ran into her again......
..... I miss her, sometimes."
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - USAF HART - 01-15-2011 05:18 PM
What does a Gynocologist and a Pizza delivery man have in common?
They can both smell the goods but can't eat them.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - AtlantaFalconPokerPro - 01-15-2011 05:32 PM
(01-15-2011 05:18 PM)kibitzer Wrote: "I was out running errands, and ran into my ex-wife the other day.....
Then I backed up and ran into her again......
..... I miss her, sometimes."
lol
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - phocis850 - 01-15-2011 05:36 PM
My wife hates this one that Drew Carey came up with.
Two flys are on a piece of crap, one cuts a fart, the other says, "Hey man, I'm trying to eat here."
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - juraitwaluzka - 01-15-2011 05:41 PM
(01-15-2011 05:13 PM)AtlantaFalconPokerPro Wrote: Yeah, it's one of my favorites. I heard it from a mechanic. He was in the process of telling me about his 16 year old daughter that was pregnant, that he thought his wife was cheating on him with his friend, and his house was about to get foreclosed on. In the process of explaining how shitty his life was he slammed his thumb in-between a wrench and my brakes and said......
One thing is for certain, that right there has all the makings of a country song!