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Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - phocis850 - 01-15-2011 04:38 PM
Heard this one today. (Warning language)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his penis.
The bar tenders says, "There's a steering wheel hanging from your penis."
The pirate says, "Arrrrr, it's driving me nuts."
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - juraitwaluzka - 01-15-2011 04:42 PM
Ok, here's a couple of jokes:
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - kibitzer - 01-15-2011 04:43 PM
Appropriate to my current situation, and your thread starter.....
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They were sick of all the ARRRRRRRRguments.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - mdrake34 - 01-15-2011 04:43 PM
(01-15-2011 04:38 PM)phocis850 Wrote: Heard this one today. (Warning language)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his penis.
The bar tenders says, "There's a steering wheel hanging from your penis."
The pirate says, "Arrrrr, it's driving me nuts."
That's my go-to joke, except I clean it up to "steering wheel in his pants." You dirty bastard. Kidding.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - kibitzer - 01-15-2011 04:45 PM
I'm staying on my theme...
Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
Cause she was FUCKIN' GOOFY!!!!
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - FireDawg85 - 01-15-2011 04:46 PM
Saw this on Tosh.0 and it made me laugh...
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - FireDawg85 - 01-15-2011 04:51 PM
And this one is just classic...
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - papachaz - 01-15-2011 05:00 PM
i love that ray lewis video, that is really funny, needed the laugh, thanks
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - AtlantaFalconPokerPro - 01-15-2011 05:04 PM
This isn't really a joke, but a funny saying when I'm having a rough day.
My luck is so bad, that it could be raining pussy outside, and I'd be the only mother fucker in the world to get hit in the face with a dick.
RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game - AtlantaFalconPokerPro - 01-15-2011 05:05 PM
(01-15-2011 04:51 PM)FireDawg85 Wrote: And this one is just classic...
Epic!