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A Falcon's guide on surviving the Snow! - Zodiac - 01-09-2011 11:31 PM
Remember people snow can be a very dangerous thing.
FalconsJAdams Gives us our first tips on surviving this pure unmitigated evil.
Snowflakes in Lawrenceville! I'm supposed to go to the basement or the center-most room and stay away from windows, right?!
Yes Jay this is absolutely right, also remember to seal your windows with any WD40 you have laying around, not only does is block the advance of the treacherous scout agents known as "snowflakes", you can also set it on fire easily to fight back any decerpitious snowmen.
I will Bring us our 2nd tip on Saying safe from the Toxic White Venom. AKA: snow
@FalconsJAdams Yes, make sure to have snuggies N stock, Also Trash Bags for lil' 1s, and don't open doors for any snowmen, they r dangerous
Why must we stock up on D-Bag Blankets Zodiac? You may ask, the Answer is simple, the Snuggie allows you full Arm length cover and increased Mobility over a regular balnket for great protection while allowing maximum mobility while you fighting back the evil snowmen with your beloved Hickr'y stick! The Garbage sacks are makeshift sngugies, becuase you surely didn't order a snuggie for your newborn, well if you did than we will discuss this matter later, but you can cut out holes in the back so you child will have complete 360 protection, and like I said don't open the door for any snowmen. Further more follow Jay Adam's example
@ZodiacFalconFan I trust nothing made of snow.
TRUST NOTHING MADE OF THIS EVIL POWDERY DEVILISH AINT STRICKEN SNOW! JUST DONT YOU WILL CATCH TAINT!
and Finally I present you with our final Tip of the day
@FalconsJAdams Also keep a close eye on any snowcone machines, they're very likely to go rouge during these winter insurrections.
That's right these "delicious treat making" machines are none other than double agents for Old Man Winter!!! Once the WInter Insurrectrion begins they will try and overload your electricty cutting your power and heat, making it a more adatable climate for the stormtroppers of Old Man Winter Aka: the Snowmen.
Hope everyone stays safe and have a very Falcony snow-day.
RE: A Falcon's guide on surviving the Snow! - papachaz - 01-09-2011 11:38 PM
great read, thanks for the tips!
personally, i've found the most effective weapon against the evil snowpeople is a propane torch, and if the power isn't out, a blowdryer will also help to keep them at bay, if you have one that blows really hot it's even better
RE: A Falcon's guide on surviving the Snow! - USAF HART - 01-09-2011 11:41 PM
RE: A Falcon's guide on surviving the Snow! - Greg M - 01-10-2011 12:11 AM
ya gotta shoot 'em in the HEAD !