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Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - TeamPlayer1 - 11-01-2010 02:01 PM
This is Ross Perot! Y’all remember me don’t you? Well, maybe not you young fellas. Anyhow, I’d like to talk to you about football ‘cause it’s a simple game, simple see? Of course you’ve got to have people who can run, throw and catch but hell, ever body has them. See, the most important part of a football team is the big ‘uns. Told you it was simple!
When your O-line big ‘uns are the best big ‘uns on the field, you can just do whatever you want to. You could have an 800 line and the fans could call the plays cause they would all work.
Now when your D-line big ‘uns are the best big ‘uns on the field the opponent cain’t run and if they throw the secondary ends up with 50 interceptions a year!
The opposing coordinators would be as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs just thinking about facing the Falcons! Simple, see?
Another thing an NFL team needs is a smart owner. Now I could buy a couple of NFL teams if I wanted to but I might end up like Jerry Jones, Owner/GM of the Dallas Cowboys. One thing is obvious about the Cowboys is they have the dumbest GM in the league! And that poor Phillips fella, he looks like he hasn’t been to the men’s room since June.
You need an owner like Arthur Blank! What makes him brilliant is that he doesn’t think he knows everything about football and goes out and gets that fella Dimitroff. After that there has been steady improvement. Now, I’ve got some charts around here someplace that’ll show that.
Remember, I’m Ross and I’m your Hoss! I have simple answers to complex problems!
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - RnB - 11-01-2010 02:10 PM
Funny stuff.
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - hitwriter - 11-01-2010 02:24 PM
Good stuff... as I read that I could hear Perot speaking!
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - Paulitik - 11-01-2010 02:34 PM
No Graphs?
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - phocis850 - 11-01-2010 03:13 PM
Oh brother.
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - g-dawg - 11-01-2010 04:30 PM
this is funny.....i read it out loud in my Ross Perot voice - threw in a few "Larry, can I finish"s" in there to simulate the Larry King interviews...
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - TeamPlayer1 - 11-01-2010 04:39 PM
(11-01-2010 04:30 PM)g-dawg Wrote: this is funny.....i read it out loud in my Ross Perot voice - threw in a few "Larry, can I finish"s" in there to simulate the Larry King interviews...
For those who remember Ross Perot, he was a hoot! Multi-billionaire who would pay for primetime 30 minute informercials instead of regular 30 second spots! His charts were ridiculous. "Listen Larry, I'm a self made billionaire. Who do you want to manage your 401k? George Bush or me?":D
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - Radical - 11-01-2010 05:02 PM
Kookie, but he was right about NAFTA.
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - TeamPlayer1 - 11-01-2010 05:13 PM
(11-01-2010 05:02 PM)Radical Wrote: Kookie, but he was right about NAFTA.
Yep! That "huge sucking sound" of jobs leaving the U.S.!
RE: Ross Perot's advise for the Falcons - USAF HART - 11-01-2010 06:05 PM
![[Image: perot.jpg]](http://vote08.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/08/perot.jpg)
I'm Ross Perot, and I approve this message.