You know, I heard the Eagles were sighing in relief when we won. Those fools actually wanted us to play them.

They wanted Julio running deep routes.

They wanted Ryan throwing the ball.

They wanted Debo patrolling the middle of the field.

They wanted Neal laying the lumber.

They wanted both of our backs running the ball.

...

They don't know what they've done. They asked for this. They prayed for this.

We need to give them what they asked for. They don't know what's coming.

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The Eagles have the worst fans in football. I usually don't meddle in the affairs of the NFL East, because they're all the same flavor of shit sandwich that we usually get to avoid, but ever-so-often, their division gets in our way.

They are in our way.

They took pride in bringing Mike Vick back to Atlanta before we were ready, and rubbing that whole fiasco in our face. It's only fair we now return the favor and destroy their #1-seed dreams in their house.

Fuck their weather. Fuck their fair-weather fans. Fuck their seed. Fuck their field. Fuck their history. Fuck their future.

Fuck the Eagles!