Coming off a bye week, I'm hungry for a win! It's been too long!
The stupid Cards are the team that keeps making the Panthers look good in the playoffs, so Fuck 'Em!
Fuck their dry heat. Fuck their real grass that rolls into the parking lot. Fuck their being named for their state and not their city. Fuck their great WR that they have killed the career of because they didn't use him right.
Yea and fuck the St. Louis Cardinals too. Seriously two sports teams in the same town with the same name? I know people in Missouri are morons but come on.
Their coach has health issues (wish him well, physically, but fuck 'em otherwise), and we should be nice and win big today so he isn't worried about the game for 4 quarters. Also, it will help them not make the playoffs, which he doesn't need the stress of. So, really, we're being nice guys by winning big today!
