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Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
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01-15-2011, 05:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 05:47 PM by AtlantaFalconPokerPro.)
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
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01-15-2011, 06:05 PM
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
Not THAT funny, but kinda. Mostly ironic. My grandma didn't kno we were playing the Packers today, and she's cooking macaroni. I'll be killing cheese on my plate while we kill cheese on the field!
"The Lord say in your heart you should bare no hate/ But I flip the world a Dirty Bird, I aint no saint"- Kaedus |
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01-15-2011, 06:14 PM
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
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01-15-2011, 06:59 PM
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder & starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over & says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow & I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over & tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over & taps his wife again. This time, he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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01-15-2011, 07:36 PM
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
(01-15-2011 06:59 PM)Beef Wrote: One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder & starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over & says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow & I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over & tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over & taps his wife again. This time, he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" There's always an alternative, lol. |
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01-15-2011, 07:50 PM
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RE: Post a joke if you are tired of waiting for the game
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..." Formerly SBC Falcon
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