Off Topic: Dan Marino admits fathering child with CBS employee in 2005, internet hilarity ensues

[mdrake34]

I don't care about the story or Marino's personal life, but I had to link this comment from deadspin. This guy wins the internet.

http://deadspin.com/5980470/dan-marino-f...t=56851132

[phocis850]

LOL, greatest ever!

[swanlee]

As a dad and a married guy I may not like my wife all the time but Jesus christ it is better to deal with her then deal with the problems of 2 women and the backlash repercussions from cheating on my wife.

How could I ever look my son in the eye and try and tell him anything about life and being a man if I cheated on my wife. I'm not religious or even uptight or anything of the sort but it just seems so freaking stupid to bang another woman when you're married. You never get away with it and it literally can ruin families and is fucking selfish.

[mdrake34]

My favorite tweet so far:

@The Fake ESPN: Dan Marino failed to get out of the pocket when he felt the pressure coming.

[RFlagg]

(01-31-2013 03:15 PM)mdrake34 Wrote:  My favorite tweet so far:

@The Fake ESPN: Dan Marino failed to get out of the pocket when he felt the pressure coming.

[phocis850]

(01-31-2013 02:54 PM)swanlee Wrote:  As a dad and a married guy I may not like my wife all the time but Jesus christ it is better to deal with her then deal with the problems of 2 women and the backlash repercussions from cheating on my wife.

How could I ever look my son in the eye and try and tell him anything about life and being a man if I cheated on my wife. I'm not religious or even uptight or anything of the sort but it just seems so freaking stupid to bang another woman when you're married. You never get away with it and it literally can ruin families and is fucking selfish.

That, and you'll get AIDS and die. Just sayin.

[AUTiger7222]

I have actually had to deal with this crap personally. One of my cousins (who I no longer have anything to do with) was cheating on his pregnant wife with a woman who was old enough to be his mom. Well I was forced to stay with him and his wife for a few months and I had to go pick him up one day and he was with this other woman and so he wanted me to lie to his wife about it. Well that was a load of crap. I told his wife everything and I haven't talk to him sense because he put me into the middle of his cheating on his wife.

[Drathdon]

Met Marino at his bar in Miami in 1992(ish) - we were on Spring Break or attending a game (fuzzy memory as to why we were there... we traveled for games lots). He had his own back office in the bar with one-way glass, and was so drunk, the redness of his face hurt to look at. His bodyguards would come out of the glass, whisper something to a pretty co-ed girl he'd picked out from the other side of the mirror, and off she'd go into the office. Asked our Miami friend leading the tour, and he said it was a revolving door of women into the room when he was in town.

Several came and went, exiting after some time passed with signed stuff, until finally he left, bodyguards surrounding him, with the last girl that we saw go into the room. Good thing I met him (and shook his hand) earlier in the evening on his way in, because after he got to the office, it was "no boys allowed!"

One love child? Please. I think I saw 4 or 5 being made just in the few hours I knew where he was.

[juraitwaluzka]

(01-31-2013 07:56 PM)AUTiger7222 Wrote:  I have actually had to deal with this crap personally. One of my cousins (who I no longer have anything to do with) was cheating on his pregnant wife with a woman who was old enough to be his mom. Well I was forced to stay with him and his wife for a few months and I had to go pick him up one day and he was with this other woman and so he wanted me to lie to his wife about it. Well that was a load of crap. I told his wife everything and I haven't talk to him sense because he put me into the middle of his cheating on his wife.

Got any pics?

[Jesus]

How can anyone resist those isotoner soft hands?