Off Topic: Dan Marino admits fathering child with CBS employee in 2005, internet hilarity ensues

[Drathdon]

Met Marino at his bar in Miami in 1992(ish) - we were on Spring Break or attending a game (fuzzy memory as to why we were there... we traveled for games lots). He had his own back office in the bar with one-way glass, and was so drunk, the redness of his face hurt to look at. His bodyguards would come out of the glass, whisper something to a pretty co-ed girl he'd picked out from the other side of the mirror, and off she'd go into the office. Asked our Miami friend leading the tour, and he said it was a revolving door of women into the room when he was in town.

Several came and went, exiting after some time passed with signed stuff, until finally he left, bodyguards surrounding him, with the last girl that we saw go into the room. Good thing I met him (and shook his hand) earlier in the evening on his way in, because after he got to the office, it was "no boys allowed!"

One love child? Please. I think I saw 4 or 5 being made just in the few hours I knew where he was.