NFL: A Good Laugh

[Xanthri]

WR Brandon Marshall has said that guys are turning to Viagra for performance enhancing plays on the field....(actual story is on NFL.com)

Because running with a hard on is easier???

In a related incident, all centers have told their QBs if they catch them popping Viagra....they will quit!!!!!

Add your favorite one liner to this thread regarding this subject....I have already got one or two laughs from this, but I am sure some of you clever folks out there can add a lot more!!!!!!

[AsylumGuido]

It is the only way that the Falcons can "rise up" against the Saints.

[evo]

(11-29-2012 02:20 PM)AsylumGuido Wrote:  It is the only way that the Falcons can "rise up" against the Saints.

Aww FUCK NAH!!!

lol good one though.

[Xanthri]

(11-29-2012 02:20 PM)AsylumGuido Wrote:  It is the only way that the Falcons can "rise up" against the Saints.

Well played my friend....well played (****Throws egg****....j/k)

[Drathdon]

So, it's 1 knee equals 2 feet... so what does 1 hard-on equal?

[AsylumGuido]

(11-29-2012 03:27 PM)Xanthri Wrote:  Well played my friend....well played (****Throws egg****....j/k)

(does my best Roddy imitation and drops the thrown egg....j/k, back)

[papachaz]

(11-29-2012 05:18 PM)Drathdon Wrote:  So, it's 1 knee equals 2 feet... so what does 1 hard-on equal?

reminds me of all the 3rd and Farve jokes going around after he sexted pics of his junk to that cheerleader.

whos's got that picture where someone had tackled a QB and was on his knees behind him.....maybe there is something to the viagra rumor after all

[phocis850]

(11-29-2012 05:19 PM)AsylumGuido Wrote:  (does my best Roddy imitation and drops the thrown egg....j/k, back)

Seems more of a Jimmy Graham imitation.

[AsylumGuido]

(11-29-2012 06:31 PM)phocis850 Wrote:  Seems more of a Jimmy Graham imitation.

Touche'

[NZFalcon]

Reminds me of my old coach teaching tackling. His saying about head position during a tackle of "Check to check or you will get a poke in the eye". It's different coz there is very little wrap up tackling in the nfl compared to rugby