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My exciting post-game experience
My exciting post-game experience
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My exciting post-game experience
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11-30-2010, 01:59 PM
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My exciting post-game experience
I was parked in the red deck Sunday, as were a number of Packers fans. As I drove out post-game, I cruised by a group that was polishing off the last of their beer. One plus-plus-size woman in the group looked over and saw that I was dressed in Falcons colors, so she opened up her zippered hoodie to show off a Green Bay Super Bowl t-shirt. I presume this was to remind me that despite being dispatched by my Falcons, her team still had something we don't.
Despite my advanced years, I can still be exceedingly juvenile at times, so as soon as she opened up the hoodie, I shouted out, "Show us your tits!" (This is doubly embarrassing because the only other person in the car with me was my wife). It was also just asking for trouble - remember, this is a super-sized woman - because she immediately hiked up her shirt to reveal all. Thankfully, she was wearing a bra, but the sudden sight of her gargantuan fishbelly damn near blinded me. That image is gonna haunt me for a long time. |
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11-30-2010, 02:19 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
(11-30-2010 01:59 PM)JOEinPHX Wrote: I was parked in the red deck Sunday, as were a number of Packers fans. As I drove out post-game, I cruised by a group that was polishing off the last of their beer. One plus-plus-size woman in the group looked over and saw that I was dressed in Falcons colors, so she opened up her zippered hoodie to show off a Green Bay Super Bowl t-shirt. I presume this was to remind me that despite being dispatched by my Falcons, her team still had something we don't. Hehehe  Glad to know she (your wife and supersize cheese head) had a sense of humor, besidws as I was reading "she opened up her zippered Hoodie" I was thinking the same  Good story bro 
@G_Martin (05-08-2013 07:56 PM)Swift Is a Die Hard Wrote: Toilio is not going to amount to much . Just another overhyped AFMB creation lmaoo |
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11-30-2010, 05:57 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
Man it wouldve been great if you had forced an insta-vomit out your window just after she complied
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11-30-2010, 05:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-30-2010 06:00 PM by TomBradyMVP12.)
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
Deep down, you liked it, didn't you?
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11-30-2010, 06:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-30-2010 06:06 PM by g-dawg.)
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round......(in Green Bay, that is)
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11-30-2010, 06:43 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
Shoulda immediately followed that up with a hurl or screamed about a blubbernaut/porker on the loose.
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11-30-2010, 08:23 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
Thank you for NOT posting a pic!
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11-30-2010, 08:24 PM
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11-30-2010, 10:16 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
At least she was cordial. I wonder what an eagles fan would have done?
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11-30-2010, 10:45 PM
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RE: My exciting post-game experience
fat chicks need love too
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