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Jedi... this one is for you
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10-04-2010, 03:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-04-2010 05:46 AM by The Falcon Jedi.)
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RE: Jedi... this one is for you
(10-04-2010 03:14 AM)hitwriter Wrote: I would think you guys would be above mocking a fellow Falcon fan because of their weight? Sorry. But maybe he should eat less and not wear 2 hats like that. We are being a little insensitive. The dollar menu at McDonalds is like cigarettes or crack to some people. It is a disease. We need to be more supportive of both the dietary and seating requirements of these people. Especially when it causes them to be loud and obnoxious to everyone sitting around them because it's not their fault - it's our fault for enabling them to buy more and more hot dogs and cheeseburgers and french fries and all manner of fried crap and watch them eat that "heart-attack in a bag" while we sit there next to them quietly, pretending not to notice the pieces of things dangling from their chin and lips, and the ketchup and mustard grease all over their fingers because they didnt wipe their hands, and that elbow that takes over your arm-rest so you have nowhere to put your arm except in your own lap while you're just squished in your seat trying not touch that flabby arm that keeps spilling over like a scene from "The Blob" trying to attack you. I think I speak for all of us when I say - we apologize. I can guarantee you, just by looking at this guy, that if you sat down next to him that he would not move his left arm off the arm-rest of your seat out of any concern for your personal comfort. And his left leg would take over your leg-space as well. You would be sitting that whole game angled to the left. Now what would be really funny is if there was another fat guy sitting in that seat right next to him. Ive never seen that before in seats that small. |
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