It me, Emmitt

[Emmitt]

I would like to states for the albums that I now on this board two and will also include my weekly prognastifications on this site as well.

I always appreciates all of the encouragements, laughter, and emails that comes from my weekly presdidigtation. Without out that, this Emmitt would have been dead long ago. Again thanks you and thank the universites of florida for giving me the educattion and fourth right to pull this off uneditted.

Here is the link to the saints predictionary for those who may have missed circumsized it:

http://life.atlantafalcons.com/topic/390...ationisms/

Peace out and go Falcon (not that I biased one ways or vise versa)
Emmitt

[Peyton]

Welcome Emmitt. Good stuff. I do remember atleast one play from Sunday where the Cardinals were blatantly off sides and didn't get called for it, but there jumping the snap counts didn't seem to do them much good on Sunday.

[phocis850]

lol 11 TD's for that score.
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Falcons 28 Saint 17

Turner: 14 carries, 89 yards, 2 td, 13 cup of Poweraid
Snells: 13 carries, 78 yards, 3 td, 7 conceptions, 43 cup of Poweraid
White: 21 catches for 243 yards, 2 td, 2 babies delivered, 93 cup of Poweraid
Ryan: 42 of 56 for 421 yards, 6 tds, 1 write in vote for Mayor of New Orleans, 57 cup of Poweraid

[kibitzer]

Welcome Emmitt! GREAT news you decided to share your widsoms with us!!!

[Tandy]

LIFE .... IS ..... GOOD!!!! So to speak!

Thanks Emmitt!

[kibitzer]

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I one and uno on this seasons and that better than last week proctologisms, so to speak. because I was uno-less in the wins columns.

First thing first, or vice vera, it was good to see that the Falcons can play with the cardsinals when the cardinals defensive line was not allowed to start the plays from behind the Falcons balls. Most time the officals, or refugess to some, like to call that offsides, or en-crotch-ment for you offical types, but in the dog gone playoff two year ago. It was called home cookin. The Falcon even got flagged for too many mens in the huddle. The thing is that sevens of them were cardinal. but, that neither hear nor now or even forever where fore out thou. The only cardnial they looked like this past week was the one that hit my office window and lay there for three hours convulseing on the ground. Don't worry all you animal right afficinados. After the third hour. I went outside and crush him with the sole of my boot to put him out of my missery. Just one little pop followed by a squirt and he didn't feel anything else.

I alsos need to send a shout out to Judge Snells who came of the bench for Turner and Brokewood with his BillyBaRoo draining putt after putt. Dude was draining 60 footers from behind his back with one shoe on and one shoe off while eating a Trisket. That baddazz! You don't see that kind of performance often from a third string back, much less a Judge of the US judiciary systems code of conducts unbefitting of an officer substantiantion form member.

Enough of that. Let talk a little life for a bit. The other day I was talking to a guy who rasied goats. He a nice fella, but I needed some goats on an acre or two of my lands and we were nogotiating the price of these goats. He say, "Emmitt, I got this one goat that I'll let you have for half price". I say what wrong with him and he say, 'he only got one tooth and one leg'. I say, 'What good that gonna do. He can't clear land'. He say, 'No, but it a good deal'.

Now, I know what you thinking, 'Emmitt, What the morral of this story'?' It simple, "A one tooth one legged goat ain't worth a f***!!!". Take that one to heart and use it wherever life may lead you. You'll be better for it.

Let get back to footsball:

Falcon O vs saint d:
Falcon O looked like too different teams in too games. It hard to say witch is which, so to speak. I a possitive man and think that last week was the real Falcon offense even though they played what could have been the worst defense in the leagues conference this year. Look for them to keep pounding the rock with Turner and Judge Snells.

Ryan look good too. I'm still looking for a break out game by former porn start Harry's Douglas. He will come. No pun intended.

Falcon D vs saint o:
Yeah the saint o is good. This will be a good test for a Falcon defense that like to get their hands on more balls than the guy standing next to the adult video shop asking if you need some help while going back to the peep show.

Falcons 28 Saint 17

Turner: 14 carries, 89 yards, 2 td, 13 cup of Poweraid
Snells: 13 carries, 78 yards, 3 td, 7 conceptions, 43 cup of Poweraid
White: 21 catches for 243 yards, 2 td, 2 babies delivered, 93 cup of Poweraid
Ryan: 42 of 56 for 421 yards, 6 tds, 1 write in vote for Mayor of New Orleans, 57 cup of Poweraid

Also Fans don't forget that Harry Douglas will be on Bouborn Steet signing autographed copies of his cult classic batamax video "Forrest Hump".

Peace out ya'll and until next week, try to control the pet population and have your cats and dogs tails tied together with a two foot rope.

Emmitt

[nobkowski]

Alright !!!

Emmitts is in the houses! !!

I was wondering how you had the smarts to do you weekly
prognastyficationsisms. Attending the Florida Gutters colleges
explains it all.

[BadMoonRising]

woot I can now avoid life.atlantafalcons.com.

[TAZZ77]

Welcome aboard Emmitt, good write up.

[Drathdon]

Great to have you here.... I was about to hunt for you on the AFM - I think that is the only thing I could ignore the format for, as you are worth it!