Falcons: Game Day Suites Now Available -- (live chat)

[phocis850]

The Atlanta Falcons Football Club sent me a newsletter stating their suites are available.

Now to the fun...

Quote:Operator: Welcome to our real-time support chat. My name is xxxxx and I am a Ticket Sales Account Executive with the Atlanta Falcons. To best serve you, in case we get disconnected, what is your name and best contact information to reach you? If you prefer to speak , please call me directly at 404-367-xxxx. We are receving a high volume of calls and chats, so it may take me a few moments to get to your question. I apologize in advance for the delay!
How can I help you?

Guest: Hello... I received an email stating that gameday suites are now available...
I thought there wasn't football this year. Can you confirm?

Operator: We have not heard that it was cancelled..
We are still working until we hear something else.

Guest: From my understanding is that the players aren't playing this year because they want more money.
What type of options do I have if I purchase a suite and they don't play?

Operator: From what I heard, the players and owners have been negotiating for the last two weeks. What kind of seat ar you looking for/

Guest: I sure as hell wouldn't want to watch the replacements play, if you know what I mean.

Operator: Ditto

Guest: I'd be looking into club seats mainly.

Operator: You get a full refund if we don't play anything.

Guest: I hear that is where the finest of women are.
Very nice. No transaction fees or anything of that nature?

Operator: They are all around the dome.
You have a security deposit that you get back at the end of the year.
how many seats are you looking for?

Guest: Between 2 and 5 seats currently.
Is there a pricing list on the site?

Operator: Yes, but i can send you an e-mail with all of the information and my contact information.
Does that work?

Guest: Ok. Please send the email to xxxxxxxxx
If the replacements show up and the women are ugly, I'll be upset with you.

Operator: I'll be upset too

Guest: Thanks. Have a good day.

Operator: Talk to you soon..

[FullMetalFalcon23]

Phocis man you promised you wouldn't share this... Still at least you didn't tell them about what we got up to in Thailand

[papachaz]

funny stuff, plus 1