Emmitt week6 prognatificationism

[Emmitt]

I now 4 and ones on the prognotstification for the seasons of the national footballs leagues conference division intercoastal constituency. That right. I just like butter cause I on a ********** roll.

Enough with the bloatin, let get down something we can all relates to, womens and theirs menstration cycles.

Why can't us mens get a free pass once a months for about a week. When these womens says or do something that is so out of wack, they gets a free pass by saying, 'oh ,it just that time of the month'.

Why can't I responds with a:

'no hunny, I can't take out the trash this week, it that time of the month'
'no baby, I didn't notice that you have lost weight. I feel awful with my period'
'no sweetie, I didn't mean to stare down that blonde and get her digits, but it that times of the month'

D****IT!!!! We mens need a times of the month too!!!

Back to footballs....

This week the Atlanta Falcons take on the eagle.

Falcon O vs eagle d:

Look for the eagle to try and put pressure on Ryans out of the grate. I thing the Falcon take advance of that and hit the big play to former adult file star and STP negative Harry D**kin Douglas. Looks for more of Judge Snails and Turner pounding the rocks on the backside of the eagle defenders as they try and make their own kinds of movies.

eagle o vs Falcon D:

The eagle line look after a game like a chinchilla in a bottle of pomagrantes, They fuzzy with some red stickystuff. Look for the Falcon D to bring the pain and blitz the eagle into submission as they gots no run game to offset the pass rush.

Falcon 31 eagle 14

Ryan: 23/31 for 278 yard, 3 td, 17 cups of H20
White: 17 catches for 150 yards, 2 td, 87 cup of Gatoraid
Turner: 98 yard on 13 carries, 1 td, 54 cup of Gatoraid
Judge Snails: 42 yard on 10 carries, 23 cup of Gatoraid

Fan don't forget that Harry D will be giving out signed copies of his latest bioptic: "Harry and the Henderson twins" to first 10,000 fans at the Iron Works in Columbus Georgia.

Peace out...
Emmitt

[PLATINUMBIRDZ]

hahahahahaha
D****IT!!!! We mens need a times of the month too!!!

funny shit and good breakdown

[Peyton]

Emmitt you be slippin, your numbers actually add up this week .

Not even Roddy White catching 17 passes for 150 yards is outrageous.

[TonyGraziani]

Haha classic as always.

[FullMetalFalcon23]

LOL maaaaaaaaaaaaaan that must have been some awesome space cake. My mans time of the month comes every 27th of the month. I call it bills day. Unlike the ladies though mine lasts for one very angry day

[bF™]

I love reading these lol