Emmitt week 5 pics

[Emmitt]

(The following in an excerpt from an interview from 60 minutes with Emmitt)

Andy Rooney: Hi, This is Andy Rooney. Do you ever wonder what it's like to be a Super Bowl Champion and the leading prognosticator in America's favorite past time? So, did I. That's why I wanted to sit down with Emmitt Smith and have a one on one chat session.

AR: So tell me Emmitt, how did you become the worlds leading prognosticator?

Emmit Smith: Well Larry, it simple. Every weeks during the national football leagues conference seasons, they are games that are played during the weeks. I simply use my instintualities to guess at who wins those particular games. I seems to be quite good at it as I alreadys 3 and 1 on the seasons. That 3 and uno for my Latin American fans out there.

AR: Emmitt, you seam to definatily have a knack for this type of work. Do you have a system that you could share with us?

ES: Clark, there is no way that I can shares that information as it is all in my minds. It up here. I have to use my intellecutalizations that I knows from attending the greateds edumacational destilution in the world. The Universerties of Florida. Go Gator.

AR: I see. You seem to only pick one game a week and it's alway seems to be an Atlanta Falcon game. Why is that?

ES: I unaware that it was all way a Falcon game. I just pick the game each weeks that appears the easiest to prognostrodomus on. This weeks it happen to be a Cleveland game.

AR: So who does Cleveland play this week?

ES: They play the Atlanta Falcons, Tom.

AR: Well Emmitt, that's certainly surprising that you pick this ga....

ES: Yeah, they a young upstarts team with lots of up comings. They even have a former adult film star on the team. I see all his movie in HD.

AR: What do you see happening in this game Emmitt?

ES:I see pain, Russ. I see pain for the great fan of Cleland.

AR: I often wonder if they will ever get things turned around in that town.

ES: Well, if they do, it wont be this weeks. I see Del Home throwing 5 to 7 pics and getting benched in the third quarter. The 5 to quatro pics for my fans from Gautaleloope.

AR:I wonder if this kid Ryan is the real deal.

ES: He the hype, Steve. He the got all the in tangle bulls. He pic Cleveland apart like my ex wife on a all-you-can-eat buffet. Nothing left but the grissle, so to speak.

AR: Can you give me some stats coming from this game Emmitt, or have you not looked ...

ES: I .... I ..... I..... see.. I see... I... see... I see the score Atlanta 27 Browns13
Ryans will be 23/37 for 278 yard, 3 tds , 12 cup of Gatoraide
Turner 78 yard on 15 carries, 2 tds, 9 cup of Gatoraid
Judge Snails: 56 yard on 12 carries, 1 td, 14 cup of gatoraid
White: 13 catches for 157 yards, 4 tds, 97 cup of Gatoraide

AR: I wonder........ does Harry Douglas have any up coming signings that I could get an auto graphed copy of his classic, 'twos company, three's even better'?

ES: Yes, he does Manny. He will be in Zebulon off of highway 19. The home of the speed trap on Friday

[TomBradyMVP12]

Good stuff but how can Roddy have 4 TD's when Ryan only threw 3 of them?

[evo]

(10-07-2010 11:13 AM)Emmitt Wrote:  (The following in an excerpt from an interview from 60 minutes with Emmitt)

ES: He the hype, Steve. He the got all the in tangle bulls. He pic Cleveland apart like my ex wife on a all-you-can-eat buffet. Nothing left but the grissle, so to speak.

HAHAHHA i laughed my butt off after reading that.

another great procrastination from you ES!

[Peyton]

(10-07-2010 11:16 AM)MattIceRyanMVP2 Wrote:  Good stuff but how can Roddy have 4 TD's when Ryan only threw 3 of them?

Obviously you didn't the maths at the Universities of Florida like Emmitt did

[TAZZ77]

This was GREAT Emmitt is DA MAN!!!!!!

[kibitzer]

(10-07-2010 11:16 AM)MattIceRyanMVP2 Wrote:  Good stuff but how can Roddy have 4 TD's when Ryan only threw 3 of them?

(10-07-2010 11:23 AM)Peyton Wrote:  Obviously you didn't the maths at the Universities of Florida like Emmitt did

These posts always make Emmitt's threads even better fun!!

[DirtyBirdSupabowl]

In tangle bulls lmao

[Tandy]

Emmitt has all the great un tangled bull for prognosticating and may enter the HOF as the greatest prognosticator in the history of the NFL!!!!

[falconsfan84]

Emmitt is the man.

[bF™]

Lol

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