(10-02-2010 08:29 AM)Emmitt Wrote: Now on to Emmitt lesson of the week:
"a blind squirelle go into his home and notices something very strange. Something not quite right in his place of stay, so to speak. He think back to his long days as a professional log rolling balancer guy in those lumberjack competetion on ABC's Wide World of Sport, but it of now use. He can't figure out what wrong."
Now I asks you, what does squirel thinks wrong?
Answer: Nothing, he blind.Seconds word in the story. Maybe you should thinks about some reading compression classes at a world class university like say U of F. Most coaches like to tell parents that they want every child to leave the school with a degree. At U of F we wont that two, but we actually guarentee each football player a crimal record before they leave the universities.
And as I read that line everyone, that is the precise moment where I spewed Dr. Pepper everywhere, then died.
You're a legend.