Emmitt week 4 prognostrodoamius

[Emmitt]

to and one never smelt so good baby. I now the leading prognascargator in the history or prognascargatorism. Enough of my goatin though.

I would likes to say that I sorry for the lateness of this here session of my prestidgitation. I been busy this week with a personal and private matter that I think we should all discuss.

I been cleaning house, so to speak. I know what ya thinking, 'Emmitt, who you get rid of?". But no, that not the case. I really talking about cleaning the house. I know most of you sayin that "Emmitt, that woman work!! You a super bowl champion and Universiteis of Florida gaduate. That no job for you."

Butts, in all actrueallity, if you the king of your 'spanish castle magic', as Jimi used to say, you need to get down on your hands and neck and clean up your place of domisile. I tired of going to people house and it look like a episode of horders broke out.

Plus, it let you spend some qualities time with your misses, or for Bucfan, his domesticated partners. There nothing that says commitment between two loving and consenting adults like mopping some **** up.

Now on to Emmitt lesson of the week:

"a blind squirelle go into his home and notices something very strange. Something not quite right in his place of stay, so to speak. He think back to his long days as a professional log rolling balancer guy in those lumberjack competetion on ABC's Wide World of Sport, but it of now use. He can't figure out what wrong."

Now I asks you, what does squirel thinks wrong?

Answer: Nothing, he blind.Seconds word in the story. Maybe you should thinks about some reading compression classes at a world class university like say U of F. Most coaches like to tell parents that they want every child to leave the school with a degree. At U of F we wont that two, but we actually guarentee each football player a crimal record before they leave the universities.

ok Let talk footballs:

Falcon O vs 46er d: Ronnie Lott still bring the heat, but he older than dirt in your house that you should be cleaning. I see Judge Snells cleaning his clock with his Billybaroo.

Ryan will have predestrean number in this game cause Falcons be to busy taking time off of, not just one clock, but each and every clock in the stadium.

Some often overlooked aspergum of the Falcon O is WR blocking. Look for former porn star Harry Douglas to lay the wood. No pun intended.

Falcon D vs 46er o: Parents, don't let you kids watch the 46er offence. It rated 'R'. The 'R' for raggady. Sure there are 11 guys out there running around after gathering in a circle, but for the most part, they have the skill level of a one legged pharret in a pie eating contest.

I am likeing this new kid Moore. He bring the wood and like to hit people too. He a little bit of a throw back. He remind me of a young Steve Atwater.

Falcons: 76 46ers:1*

Turner: 14 carries, 159 yard, 3 td, 32 cup of gatoraid
Judge Snells: 27 carries, 237 yards, 17 tds, pretends to be a hay ride for the 46ers seconday, 31 cup of gatoraid
Ryan: 24/33, 234 yard, 5 td, two fist pumps, still yelling at the Svetick from last game, 17 cup of gatoraid
White: 13 catches, 245 yard, 6 tds, 138 cup of poweraid


(*we give them an extra point, He*l, it extra. Why not ?)

Also fans, Harry Douglas will be signing autograhes in Thomaston Georgia, home of the Upson Lee Nights, for his up coming autobiograohy, 'three legged race'.

Peace out Falcon fans and see you next week.

[phocis850]

It takes phocis and detriminacion two finnish that post.

[Tandy]

LMFAO!

This one had me in tears - one of your BEST!!!!!

[kibitzer]

Thank you Emmit! That's a LOT of gatorade! But the bucman comment was priceless!!

[TeamPlayer1]

Excellent work, Emmitt! This may be your masters peace! 'hayride for the 46ers secondary' hilarious!

[harveybirdman]

LMAO at rated R for Raggety....

[Paulitik]

As always, Excelsior!

[Arkansas Falcon]

Hilarious. Another classic from Emmitt!

[AtlantaFalconPokerPro]

(10-02-2010 09:57 AM)kibitzer Wrote:  Thank you Emmit! That's a LOT of gatorade! But the bucman comment was priceless!!

Not only priceless, but true.

[redwolfcfc]

(10-02-2010 08:29 AM)Emmitt Wrote:  Falcon D vs 46er o: Parents, don't let you kids watch the 46er offence. It rated 'R'. The 'R' for raggady. Sure there are 11 guys out there running around after gathering in a circle, but for the most part, they have the skill level of a one legged pharret in a pie eating contest.


Judge Snells: 27 carries, 237 yards, 17 tds, pretends to be a hay ride for the 46ers seconday, 31 cup of gatoraid
Ryan: 24/33, 234 yard, 5 td, two fist pumps, still yelling at the Svetick from last game, 17 cup of gatoraid

you have amazing powers of predicamentations! and a real flair for the english languish.