Did Axe Hair dump Matt Ryan?

[The Falcon Jedi]

QB Sam Bradford is the new spokesman for AXE Hair, and he got a buzz cut on his curly hair as part of the deal. "I'm always changing up my style -- my ritual is to grow my hair and cut it off at the end of each season," Bradford said. Rams RapidReports

[The Falcon Jedi]

Guess they werent a fan of Ryan's long hair style this season...

[AsylumGuido]

Regardless of how good of a QB Ryan may be, or become, he simply isn't marketable. The average sports fan couldn't recognize him walking down the street. He is very nondescript. Bradford, on the other hand, has a very distinguishable look and has quickly become much more marketable on a national basis.

[Radical]

Where did your post go Swifty?

[Jesus]

Who cares.

Will it win us a Super Bowl?

[monoxide]

just saw him in a commercial a few days ago for Gillette, that's all that matters.

[Paulitik]

(01-27-2011 02:48 PM)AsylumGuido Wrote:  Regardless of how good of a QB Ryan may be, or become, he simply isn't marketable. The average sports fan couldn't recognize him walking down the street. He is very nondescript. Bradford, on the other hand, has a very distinguishable look and has quickly become much more marketable on a national basis.

Too bad Matt doesn't have a giant vagina/conjoined twin/tumor/map of Chile on his cheek to make him stand out so he can do Nyquil commercials.

[AsylumGuido]

(01-27-2011 05:50 PM)Paulitik Wrote:  Too bad Matt doesn't have a giant vagina/conjoined twin/tumor/map of Chile on his cheek to make him stand out so he can do Nyquil commercials.

Yes, while that does make him more recognizable, pretty much everyone knows him more for this:



And for this:

[Paulitik]

(01-27-2011 06:18 PM)AsylumGuido Wrote:  Yes, while that does make him more recognizable, pretty much everyone knows him more for this:



And for this:

That is one huge silver buttplug.

I wonder who the kid's real dad is.

[AsylumGuido]

(01-27-2011 06:47 PM)Paulitik Wrote:  That is one huge silver buttplug.

I wonder who the kid's real dad is.

Very weak, Paul, very weak.



That said, you would love to have that butt plug sitting at Flowery Branch.

Oh, and that kid's dad is the Super Bowl MVP.