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**Radical** · (This post was last modified: 12-25-2010 05:27 AM by Radical.)

Christmas is canceled.

Am I allowed to throw a challenge flag when he comes down the chimney? I don't know. Why not I guess.

What? You just think you can cancel it for nothing? You don't think I care about Christmas? You think this is all bullshit? I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO CHRISTMAS, AND YOU THINK IT'S ALL BULLSHIT? FUCK YOU BILL BELICHICK!

What's that? CHRISTMAS? You kiddin me? CHRISTMAS? I just hope we can celebrate Easter.

You can't do that. This is the celebration of the birth and of our lord and savior. You can't have a happy, healthy life without Jesus in it. Cannot live with it. Cannot do it. I want Christians.

Who cares? I had Jesus 2.0 on my last football team.

That's my lord. That's my savior.

I don't know what presents to get. If I did, I'd go out and buy them.

I know we have a lot of money, but it isn't translating into gifts.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA! I'M A MAN! I'M 40!

HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE IS AND WE LET'EM OFF THE HOOK! If we wanted to leave him milk and cookies we would have left him milk and cookies! BUT HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

I'd like to welcome the new starting quarterback of the Arizona Cardinals, Kris Kringle. After some evaluation, we've decided that wearing red and white and being old and untested makes him as qualified as anyone else we have on our roster.

I didn't know Christmas only came once a year...