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**Radical** · (This post was last modified: 12-25-2010 05:27 AM by Radical.)

Christmas is canceled.

Am I allowed to throw a challenge flag when he comes down the chimney? I don't know. Why not I guess.

What? You just think you can cancel it for nothing? You don't think I care about Christmas? You think this is all bullshit? I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO CHRISTMAS, AND YOU THINK IT'S ALL BULLSHIT? FUCK YOU BILL BELICHICK!

What's that? CHRISTMAS? You kiddin me? CHRISTMAS? I just hope we can celebrate Easter.

You can't do that. This is the celebration of the birth and of our lord and savior. You can't have a happy, healthy life without Jesus in it. Cannot live with it. Cannot do it. I want Christians.

Who cares? I had Jesus 2.0 on my last football team.

That's my lord. That's my savior.

I don't know what presents to get. If I did, I'd go out and buy them.

I know we have a lot of money, but it isn't translating into gifts.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA! I'M A MAN! I'M 40!

HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE IS AND WE LET'EM OFF THE HOOK! If we wanted to leave him milk and cookies we would have left him milk and cookies! BUT HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

I'd like to welcome the new starting quarterback of the Arizona Cardinals, Kris Kringle. After some evaluation, we've decided that wearing red and white and being old and untested makes him as qualified as anyone else we have on our roster.

I didn't know Christmas only came once a year...

monoxide · 12-25-2010, 05:28 AM

I want my life back!!!!! Huh

**Radical** · (This post was last modified: 12-25-2010 05:39 AM by Radical.)

When Christmas gets canceled, that usually mean there's no presents.

But when you have a guy like Favre out there, you know he's going to step up and deliver the presents.

I think if we'd been getting me the ball earlier, we'd have Christmas by now... Like I said earlier, if we'd done this since my rookie year, we'd have presents by now.

Hey, Jim Rome here.

No Christmas? What's up with that? This is worse than soccer.

I'm sorry. I'm extremely sorry. We were hoping for a Christmas this year. That was my goal. Something we've never done here.

I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see anyone in the entire North Pole make presents as hard as I will make presents for the rest of the year.

God Bless.

I might celebrate Christmas. I might not. I don't know.

Christmas isn't everything. Christmas is the only thing.

Getting bored. When you folks wake up and do your Christmas stuff, contribute some on your own. Tongue

Merry Christmas AFT.

***phocis850*** · 12-25-2010, 08:58 AM

Hehe

BC32 · 12-25-2010, 02:40 PM

Nice... Funny stuff

**kibitzer** · 12-25-2010, 02:45 PM

Awesome Radical! Big Grin

Thanks for real. Uncharacteristically, I have no Ho-Ho-Ho'ing happening this year, so am bored out of my skull, too. The snow was nice while it lasted. But I'd just as soon it warm up now.

Did you make all that on your own? It's Christmas, so either way.... +1 from me! Cool

TonyGraziani · 12-25-2010, 02:53 PM

Mike Singletary- "I want Christians"

*dead*

DemBirds · 12-25-2010, 05:47 PM

Hilarious. "I might celebrate Christmas, I might not. I don't know." F'n great.

**papachaz** · 12-25-2010, 06:07 PM

(12-25-2010 02:45 PM)kibitzer Wrote: Awesome Radical!

Thanks for real. Uncharacteristically, I have no Ho-Ho-Ho'ing happening this year, so am bored out of my skull, too. The snow was nice while it lasted. But I'd just as soon it warm up now.

Did you make all that on your own? It's Christmas, so either way.... +1 from me!

it's not snowing there now david? wow, it's been non stop here since mid morning, we have a 'favre' of snow here between 2 - 3 inches

these were great radical, great job and thanks for the entertainment

**kibitzer** · (This post was last modified: 12-25-2010 06:33 PM by kibitzer.)

(12-25-2010 06:07 PM)chazmataz Wrote: it's not snowing there now david? wow, it's been non stop here since mid morning, we have a 'favre' of snow here between 2 - 3 inches

these were great radical, great job and thanks for the entertainment

It had stopped, but then started again. Didn't look like it was sticking abt an hr or 2 ago. Really, I just wish it would warm up. Furnace is broke, so I'm kinda holed up in one room trying to stay warm.

Edit: Ok, so I went and checked, and you're right. It's coming down hard, now! And thermometer says 32, so I expect we're going to get some accumulation. Not really sticking to the streets here yet, but the yards and rooftops are covered. Now I'm worried about the pipes in the basement. Sad

Just set a couple sinks to drippin' a little, so hopefully it'll be alright. My poor landlord..... he came to try to fix the furnace the other day, and the service man had to break the bad news to him that it will need to be replaced. Shot. 17 yrs old equipment, so I suppose it may have been due, but we owe him $, and the timing just stinks. I am thankful he is a great man, though, and hasn't put my butt on the street.