A warning to all going to the Philly game!

[Superfan]

I went to Philly a few years ago for a Falcons game. It was the NFC championship game,...yeah,...that's right. I went alone, dressed in my Freddie Falcon outfit, which didn't bode well with the sea of Philly fans surrounding me in the upper deck. The Falcons got mauled in that game, but when we scored a field goal in the 4th qtr., I jumped up and cheered and was immediately pounced upon by 8 drunken Eagles fans. They didn't know I had some brass knuckles in my pocket and I proceeded to beat the living shit out of all 8 of 'em and threw 'em all off the upper deck! Well, maybe there weren't 8. There was 6 of 'em. No, 4 of them bastards. Was it 4? No, it was 2. Come to think of it, it was just 1, the little old lady sitting behind me that asked me to sit down and stop spewing beer all over the place. I didn't throw her off the upper deck, but I DID tell her to mind her own business, by gawd!

Soon the game was over and when I exited the stadium on that cold dark day, I realized I was being followed by 26 drunken Philly fans that wanted to do me harm. They didn't know that I had a light saber in the back seat of my rental car and I got to it just in time to grab it, turn it on, and slay all 26 of them sum bitches! Well, maybe there wasn't 26 of 'em. More like 12. Or 8. Perhaps 3. Ok, there was only 1, a security guard that helped me find my car keys I had dropped in the parking lot. He found them in the darkness with my light saber. Well, actually, it was a flashlight and it was his, not mine. Damn nice flashlight, though!

Ok, I admit it,...I didn't actually go to the game and I have pictures to prove it! http://www.atlantafalconstalk.com/showth...p?tid=1414

[TomBradyMVP12]

[TankWorkman]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I love you Man!

[papachaz]

i was actually with you through the 8, down to the 6, 4, 2, 1 but everyone knows even a little old lady eagle fan wouldn't be that nice, (i'm sure i read that it was her that started the booing for Santa a few years back)

so i stopped believing it right there



i still read the rest tho


LMAO

[NZFalcon]

hmmm dont really think a thread dedicated to making fun of someone was really needed tbh

[Gritz]

I knew it was bullshit from the beginning.


It's takes an Act of Congress or a freakin' Smallpox Alert to get your ass out of your house.

[Superfan]

(10-14-2010 09:38 PM)Gritblitzer Wrote:  I knew it was bullshit from the beginning.


It's takes an Act of Congress or a freakin' Smallpox Alert to get your ass out of your house.

Ahhh, you know me well grasshoppa!

[Sporkdevil]

[hitwriter]

[JOEinPHX]

Rental car? Are you sure you weren't driving your landspeeder that day?