A little about yourself.

[Greg M]

Not much to tell, I have never met a stranger and can fix anything, and can design something better so it won't need fixing, I'll turn a greasy wrench and set up your home network in the same day. 2 Kids one in college one almost, and BONUS I met one of these.
oh and PS. I enjoy a good Beer.

[kibitzer]

(09-15-2010 09:53 PM)JDaveG Wrote:  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

LOL @ Gazoo taking JDaveG's screen name.

[NZFalcon]

Few Facts about Me

-I was born in space.
-I forage for wolves at night.
-I sleep upside down like a bat.
-My sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
-My skin has the texture of dolphins.
-If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear my thoughts.
-I do not see like other humans do, instead I see numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
-I am scared of bells.
-I once punched a horse to the ground.
-My politics are terrifying.
-I live in a tree.
-I was raised by wolves.
-I appear on high-value stamps in Sweden.
-My favorite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
-I have no understanding of clouds.
-My earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
-I am confused by stairs.
-I naturally face magnetic north.
-I am illegal in 17 U.S. states.
-My heart ticks like a watch.
-All my legs are hydraulic.
-I can "accumbularate".
-I appear on Japanese banknotes.
-There's an airport in Russia named after me.
-I am wanted by the CIA.
-My breath smells of magnesium.
-I can catch fish with my tongue.
-My tears are adhesive.
-If set alight, I would burn for a thousand days.
-I am terrified of ducks.
-My voice can only be heard by cats.
-I have two sets of knees.
-I can swim seven lengths underwater.
-I have webbed buttocks.
-I can melt concrete on contact.
-I am more machine than man.
-My heart is in upside down.
-My teeth glow in the dark.
-My favorite food is raw meat.
-And I have no age.

[AtlantaFalconPokerPro]

(09-14-2010 10:03 PM)ChrisD Wrote:  Also currently taking classes in the criminal justice field with the hopes of becoming a K9 unit police officer.

I almost have a degree in criminal justice. I have 1 quarter left, then my internship. Constitutional Law was a cool class huh?

I'm 29, play poker semi-professionally, attract only the finest of females, and about have the solution to achieving world piece.

I play more poker online due to no casinos being close to Atlanta. Below are my online tournament winnings for the past year.

Here are what the abbreviations mean...
ROI% = Return On Investment
ABI = Average Buy-in
AVF = Average Field Size
ITM% = In The Money %

[JDaveG]

(09-16-2010 12:32 AM)kibitzer Wrote:  LOL @ Gazoo taking JDaveG's screen name.

[TankWorkman]

Old Guy...originally from the Airport Area during the schooling years.
Tommy Nobis lived nearby, and I delivered his AJC.
I was in the USAF at Robins AFB in the early 70's.
I've now lived in NC longer than I lived in Ga...
I have a Season Ticket in Section 309.
For our 1 pm Dome games, I get up early, drive 300 miles to ATL, Stop by the Varsity, then cruise the Gulch and Falcons Landing, watch the game, and then drive 300 miles home. 6 am til 10 pm. I love it. Go Falcons!

[The Falcon Jedi]

I am a figment of your imaginations.

[falcon057]

(09-15-2010 09:53 PM)JDaveG Wrote:  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

I got it!

Forest Gump

[FullMetalFalcon23]

(09-15-2010 09:53 PM)JDaveG Wrote:  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

DAMN CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN BUSY SINCE WALKER TEXAS RANGER!!

[keithbrooking56]

Thanks to a pyscho "ex" from my college days I can't really give too many personal details. I'm an Orthodox Christian, live in Columbus (Ga) and have been a lifelong Atlanta sports fan since my dad propped me on his knee to watch the games.