#1 team you hate not in our division or the Eagles haha

[harveybirdman]

Ha Ha I did this @ work the other day for my employees when they indicated to me that I must hate everybody, not the case:

NFC West
San Fransisco: Total Hate 8 out of 10, for being their bitch so long and for Deion going there for starters.

Seattle: 3 out of 10 Don't really have anything against them, Largent is from OK and I like him

St. Louis: 2 out of 10, old division rival but I don't hate them. I like Bradford, Warner, Bruce, Faulk and others.

Arizona: 4 out of 10, pretty indifferent other than they like to jump off-sides

NFC East
Dallas: Total Hate 8 out of 10 because of 1980, their owner, their success, the fact that they are crammed down my throat here in OK

Philadelphia: Raging Hate 9 out of 10 because they own us, screwed us in 2002 2005 and for the past three years. Not to mention what the bastards did to Santa.

Washington: 3 out of 10, nothing against them accept the D Hall debacle and the fact that their owner is an idiot

NY Giants: 3 out of 10, I like some of there defensive players and don't have any significant problem with them.

NFC North
Chicago: 3 out of 10 not much to hate, any problem I did have with them went away in 11 seconds

Green Bay: 4 out of 10, mildly annoying but no real hate. I just can't stand that their "fans" are everywhere... probably just jealousy.

Minnesota: 3 out of 10, some may disagree due to their pathetic fans but really I can't think of the last time they beat us in a meaningful game... and I know for a fact the opposite isn't true for their fans.

Detroit: 2 out of 10, there is nothing I can do to them worse than the greatest player of all time bailing on them because of how bad they suck.


NFC South

Tampon Bay: 9 out of 10 raging hate. Pewter pansies may be more palatable these days but I won't forget how the beat downs they have laid on us. And the bastards mocking "pass the magic" the questionable hits and myriad of other examples of jack assery.

New Orleans: 10 out of 10, I won't even offer an explanation for these crawdad eating democrat transvestites.

Carolina: 9 out of 10, its hard to have raging hate when they are so pathetic but I do.


AFC West
Kansas City: 2 out of 10, don't have as much against them except they always get play here in OK

Oakland: 3 out of 10, when will Al Davis die

Denver: Raging 9 out of 10, just retire John Elway you dooshy goober! Way to come back and be over the salary cap and ruin my dreams. Oh yeah and FUCK you Shannon Sharpe and your horse face talking smack. And Mike Shanahan you are classless maybe I should go and add some hate to Washington

San Diego: 2 out of 10, Not much to hate here, thanks for Turner.

AFC East
New England: 8 out of 10, reason? The Hoody, Spygate, Marsha, their success, the fact they think there shit don't stink so they don't pay anyone. Screw them and the horse they rode in on, oh and thanks for TD.

NYJ: 6 out of 10 but only because of their current incarnation. Hated Sanchez when he was at USC and Ryan is a total jack ass. Otherwise I could care less

Miami: 1 out of 10, my best friend's team; and my grandparents rooted for them before 1966, and probably some after if the truth be known.

Buffalo: 3 out of 10 only because they pissed me off because of how many times I rooted for them to win the super bowl only to be upset with each outcome.

AFC North
Pittsburgh: 8 of 10 Total Hate, it boils down to jealousy really and taking Jammi German over Hines Ward

Baltimore: 7 of 10, tired of Flacco getting mentioned with Ryan, give Matt that defense and see what happens.

Cincinnati: 3 of 10, nothing against them accept for that they shouldn't be as bad as they are

Cleveland: 3 of 10 only because Levak is a fan.

AFC South
Tennessee: 3 out of 10 like Fisher, but I still rooted for St Louis in 99.

Indianapolis: 2 out of 10, whether you like Manning or not there is a legitimate argument that he's the best ever.

Houston: 2 out of 10, got no problems with Shaubie, Foster is great on my fantasy team, I like Andre Johnson too.

Jacksonville: 2 out of 10, Thanks for Mike Smith